Someone that's a mod of the board that a topic is in is the only one who can move it.
For instance you could move a thread from this board into the offtopic board, but can't do the vice versa. Which means we're *** out of luck.
Then I guess I need to become a Global Mod then. Or we need to enlist the help of cselby, LKdude, or Kiwi. Go-Go Gadget Recruitment!