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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2010, 08:17:38 am »
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Step 9 Sign another point guard (Sessions)

Step 10 sign another point guard (ridnour)

Step 11 Trade your number 16th pick for Martell "injury" Webster

Step 12 Trade Ryan Gomes for Penuts

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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2010, 09:33:24 am »
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Step 13: Eat peanuts.
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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2010, 09:44:03 am »
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Hall of Fame haha.
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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2010, 02:02:13 pm »
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Step 1: Win a championship on teamwork and defense.
Step 2: Trade Chauncey Billups for Allen Iverson
Step 3: Sign Charlie Villanueva
Step 4: Sign Ben Gordon
Step 5: Have no room in salary cap
Step 6: Draft Austin Daye
Step 7: Hire a crappy head coach
Step 8: Suck without a view of the future
Step 9: Tracy McGrady
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2010, 03:20:14 pm »
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Step 1: Win a championship on teamwork and defense.
Step 2: Trade Chauncey Billups for Allen Iverson
Step 3: Sign Charlie Villanueva
Step 4: Sign Ben Gordon
Step 5: Have no room in salary cap
Step 6: Draft Austin Daye
Step 7: Hire a crappy head coach
Step 8: Suck without a view of the future
Step 9: Tracy McGrady

Step 10: repeat step 1
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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2010, 04:06:38 pm »
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step 14 sign joe smith and forfeit future

step 15 sign darko

step 16 draft wesley johnson over cousins

step 17 hire khan
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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 05:22:54 pm »
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Step 1: Win a championship on teamwork and defense.
Step 2: Trade Chauncey Billups for Allen Iverson
Step 3: Sign Charlie Villanueva
Step 4: Sign Ben Gordon
Step 5: Have no room in salary cap
Step 6: Draft Austin Daye
Step 7: Hire a crappy head coach
Step 8: Suck without a view of the future
Step 9: Tracy McGrady

Step 1: Never win a championship or really even contend
Step 2: Trade Kevin Garnett for a guys who aren't not on the team anymore
Step 3: Draft 3 PG's. One of which has no interest in playing for your team
Step 4: Trade the only good one for a future pick
Step 5: Sign Sessions
Step 6: Trade Sessions for guys who aren't on the team anymore
Step 7: Hire a coach who runs an offense that no one on the team is capable of running
Step 8: Suck even though the young players looks promising (its happened before =))
Step 9: Get Michael Beasley for free (or you'd be 0-29)
Step 10: Remind yourself you'll never be in contention.

Side note: Who cares if you have salary, no one wants to play in the arctic.
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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2010, 06:25:11 am »
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Step 1: Win a championship on teamwork and defense.
Step 2: Trade Chauncey Billups for Allen Iverson
Step 3: Sign Charlie Villanueva
Step 4: Sign Ben Gordon
Step 5: Have no room in salary cap
Step 6: Draft Austin Daye
Step 7: Hire a crappy head coach
Step 8: Suck without a view of the future
Step 9: Tracy McGrady



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« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2010, 10:31:08 am »
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Step 10: Play Toronto in Toronto every game and make sure T-Mac plays big minutes.
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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2010, 11:07:22 am »
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what we hoopshype be without riley adam dice dice and carson
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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2010, 02:55:21 am »
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what we hoopshype be without riley adam dice dice and carson

Super funny that my name is "dice dice" Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2010, 02:56:38 am »
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I honestly didnt know lol
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« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2011, 03:18:10 pm »
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Step 10: Play Toronto in Toronto every game and make sure T-Mac plays big minutes.

Step 11: PROFIT!
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« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2011, 05:08:29 pm »
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Step 10: Play Toronto in Toronto every game and make sure T-Mac plays big minutes.

Step 11: PROFIT!

Step 12: Draft Harrison Barnes
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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2011, 04:41:56 pm »
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Solution: Switch to the WNBA

Solution: Watch the Minnesota Timberwolves Learn the art of losing. 

Q for Dice Dice - How many times have Minnesota won there division?

Almost every year.

Step 1: Draft 3 PGs in the first round.
Step 2: Trade the only good one.
Step 3 trade kg for penuts

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Robert Horry is a much better candidate for HOF then a cry baby LBJ.



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